✿2 [Action] The dangers of moving in

[redstringed]

*Hey, you. Yeah, you!

Where are you right now? At home? Out and about? In the bath?

It doesn't matter where you are, because in a second, there's going to be a strange black vortex right nearby. And as the vortex fades, it will be leaving in its place a young-looking vampire girl in a gothic lolita outfit. She has some furniture with her; something nice like a tasteful armchair with an Ottoman, or whatever.

She also looks very angry at the fact that her spatial teleportation keeps going awry.* This... miserable little pigsty!



*The TL;DR Version: There is now an angry loli vampire in your immediate vicinity. She has furniture.*

(ooc: CR building post! Rachel has teleported into wherever your character is while trying to get furniture back to her new home. Feel free to determine whatever setting would be most awesome/interesting/hilarious! Standard Rachel Warning applies - she will be kind of mean.)

Comments

[generalflirt]

Then I'll need protection around Rachel-chama!

[You decide if that was innuendo]

[redstringed]

The best protection would be for you to stay far, far out of earshot.

[generalflirt]

But that's not possible, Rachel-chama~!

[redstringed]

Oh? Are you going to claim that you're far too incompetent for that, now?

[generalflirt]

Nothing that a cute girl gives me could ever be terminal~

[redstringed]

...would you really like me to test this theory?

[generalflirt]

[...Um.] Neeeh- do you need help moving all this? [Well, she didn't teleport him away yet! At least he's getting somewhere! ...Maybe]

[redstringed]

I would sooner kiss a skunk than allow the likes of you to handle my belongings.

I will take my chances with this world's irritating fluctuations, thank you.

[generalflirt]

Then can you turn me into a skunk, Rachel-chama~?

[redstringed]

You are quite foul enough already.

[generalflirt]

Oooh~? So you like to kiss foul things? Am I on the menu, Rachel-chama?!

[redstringed]

Tell me, do you ever actually think before you speak, or do the words simply tumble unrestrained from your mouth like a particularly nonsensical verbal sewer?

[generalflirt]

I am a man of my heart, I always allow it to think first~ and it's filled to the brim with cute girls like you.

[redstringed]

Whatever organ is leading your actions is doing an exceptionally poor job. Stop calling me that.

[generalflirt]

Cute? But you're super cute!! It would be a crime not to call you that!

[redstringed]

Yes, I am. I do not want to hear it from a low-life lech.

[generalflirt]

Why not?

[redstringed]

Because it sickens me. How much more clear can I make that?

[generalflirt]

Maybe you'll build up an immunity~!

[redstringed]

That would require prolonged exposure, an idea which I do not relish.

[generalflirt]

Neeeh, isn't that a little harsh?

[redstringed]

Hardly. It is precisely as harsh as it needs to be.

[generalflirt]

[He laughs] Nee, nee, Rachel-chama... if that's how it is then maybe I'll leave you be for now.