✿2 [Action] The dangers of moving in

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*Hey, you. Yeah, you!

Where are you right now? At home? Out and about? In the bath?

It doesn't matter where you are, because in a second, there's going to be a strange black vortex right nearby. And as the vortex fades, it will be leaving in its place a young-looking vampire girl in a gothic lolita outfit. She has some furniture with her; something nice like a tasteful armchair with an Ottoman, or whatever.

She also looks very angry at the fact that her spatial teleportation keeps going awry.* This... miserable little pigsty!



*The TL;DR Version: There is now an angry loli vampire in your immediate vicinity. She has furniture.*

(ooc: CR building post! Rachel has teleported into wherever your character is while trying to get furniture back to her new home. Feel free to determine whatever setting would be most awesome/interesting/hilarious! Standard Rachel Warning applies - she will be kind of mean.)

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[His fists shook with fury, and Dist even tried gathering fonons for the arte, but it was useless. Luceti didn't have enough of them for it to work. He practically snarled in frustration and fury deigning to maybe just backhand her instead. But Dist's bark is always worse than his bite, and he rubbed at his cheek instead, pushed up his glasses - making them shine eerily - and mumbled quietly.]

The lack of fonons here has saved you, little girl. Had I been able to cast that arte, you'd have died as a more hideous creature than you are now, and twice as mad! I will no longer argue with an ignorant and spoiled child.

[Yeah, Dist's just going to be ignoring you now, Rachel, though he's not too pleased by how powerless he was to kick you out.]

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It is a shoddy craftsman indeed who blames his tools. *She turns up her nose at him.* And clearly, you know nothing of ignorance.

You may have provided an entertaining diversion for a few moments, but you have grown exceedingly dull in your impotent sound and fury.

If we never speak again, it shall be far too soon. *Hereeeee comes the warp again!

Gosh, they've just made great friends, haven't they? :'D*