✿2 [Action] The dangers of moving in

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*Hey, you. Yeah, you!

Where are you right now? At home? Out and about? In the bath?

It doesn't matter where you are, because in a second, there's going to be a strange black vortex right nearby. And as the vortex fades, it will be leaving in its place a young-looking vampire girl in a gothic lolita outfit. She has some furniture with her; something nice like a tasteful armchair with an Ottoman, or whatever.

She also looks very angry at the fact that her spatial teleportation keeps going awry.* This... miserable little pigsty!



*The TL;DR Version: There is now an angry loli vampire in your immediate vicinity. She has furniture.*

(ooc: CR building post! Rachel has teleported into wherever your character is while trying to get furniture back to her new home. Feel free to determine whatever setting would be most awesome/interesting/hilarious! Standard Rachel Warning applies - she will be kind of mean.)

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[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[Flynn was just walking around the village, minding his own business. Seriously. And then this happened, and boy, it was something you didn't see everyday. Or ever.

Did that little girl seriously just teleport out of nowhere? Don't mind Flynn gawking at the spectacle.]

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*Muttered* Why won't it--?

*And noticed! And frowning.* ...close your gaping mouth before you attract flies with it.

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[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[Huh? That's awfully mean! ... Oh.]

Oh! I apologize. It's just... I've never seen anything like what you just did before.

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Of course you haven't. Who do you think I am, a little conjurer of cheap tricks?

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[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[...] Well, I can't say I do. Considering I don't even know you.

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The audience rarely makes herself known to the actors on stage. Now that you do know me, you shall show me proper respect.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

I shall? Why?

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Have you all the propriety of a worm? If you cannot learn to recognize your betters, then perhaps there is something defunct in your skull.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? What gives you the right to speak so disrespectfully?

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Do bloodright and station mean nothing to you? Perhaps you have been living in a sunless cave, far from the idea of nobility.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] So then you're a noble. My apologies.

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I most certainly am.

...it is a start, if nothing.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[Flynn is just used to dealing with nobles. This is no different, even though she's one of those kinds.]

May I ask for a name to associate with the title?

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Rachel Alucard. And just who is asking?

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

Flynn Scifo.

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Hm. Now that we have exchanged pointless little pleasantries, tell me where we are.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

Are you new? Because this is Luceti.

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*Look* If I did not know that, surely my concerns would be focused on these damnable little wings.

Where we are in Luceti, if I must be irritatingly precise.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

[You're just a big jerk, Rachel. ;_;]

Only a little ways off from the village square.

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*Not all the ti-- okay, yeah, all the time.*

Hm. ...very well, then. Perhaps this place is undergoing more of a shift than I had anticipated.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

A shift?

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Do not make me repeat myself.

In short, my destination is no longer where it was.

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

I apologize. [This is totally why Yuri hates nobles, isn't it.]

I see. So then, why don't you try walking to your destination?

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*A look. At the furniture.*

[capital-justice.livejournal.com]

Ah... I see what you mean. Maybe I could assist?