✿2 [Action] The dangers of moving in

[redstringed]

*Hey, you. Yeah, you!

Where are you right now? At home? Out and about? In the bath?

It doesn't matter where you are, because in a second, there's going to be a strange black vortex right nearby. And as the vortex fades, it will be leaving in its place a young-looking vampire girl in a gothic lolita outfit. She has some furniture with her; something nice like a tasteful armchair with an Ottoman, or whatever.

She also looks very angry at the fact that her spatial teleportation keeps going awry.* This... miserable little pigsty!



*The TL;DR Version: There is now an angry loli vampire in your immediate vicinity. She has furniture.*

(ooc: CR building post! Rachel has teleported into wherever your character is while trying to get furniture back to her new home. Feel free to determine whatever setting would be most awesome/interesting/hilarious! Standard Rachel Warning applies - she will be kind of mean.)

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[blackteriques]

[...Okay, what the hell. He had just been raking up some leaves when someone appeared on the other side of the leaf pile. He stands there, rake still in hand, as he listens to this little girl rant. On the lawn.]

Where did you come from?

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[redstringed]

*Deathglance* And what right do you have to speak to me in such an insolent tone of voice?

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[blackteriques]

You're in my yard. Or did you not notice with that-- chair of yours?

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[redstringed]

I fail to see how it matters where I am, other than knowing that I am not where I should be.

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[blackteriques]

And where were you supposed to be? [Still looking annoyed, holding onto that rake.]

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[redstringed]

Are you that dim-witted to fail to connect even the simplest of dots? Where else would furniture belong?

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[blackteriques]

Dimwit? For all I know, you could be going back to the stores.

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[redstringed]

And that would have been incorrect, but it would have, at the very least, been an effort.

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[blackteriques]

[...Yeah, let's walk away and put that rake against the tree before we do something stupid with it.]

Don't you have somewhere else you should be going, then?

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[redstringed]

I would be going to my newly chosen abode, but it seems that a little dog has chosen to stall me with his yapping.

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[blackteriques]

[Have a cross look.] Who's the little one around here?

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[redstringed]

*Rachel is awesome at those.* The size of one's stature has nothing to do with the size of one's wit.

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[blackteriques]

Your "wit" is about as impressive as your stature. [And he wonders why people argue with him.]

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[redstringed]

*Frown* And what could possibly give someone as low-minded as you the idea that you have any right to speak thusly to me?

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[blackteriques]

Let's start with the assumption that I should care about your "right." You're the one who showed up out of nowhere and started throwing insults.

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[redstringed]

I started "throwing insults" at your dreadfully disrespectful tone of voice.

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[blackteriques]

Disrespectful. You're not giving me any reason to think I should apologize.

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[redstringed]

Then does the concept of simple manners elude you so? Show some respect in the presence of a lady of my station.

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[blackteriques]

...You're assuming I should care about your station based on your manners.

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[redstringed]

Why should a lord bow to a peasant?

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[blackteriques]

[Peasant. If he hadn't heard worse insults in the past, he'd probably bristle more.] Because you aren't a lord to anyone here. You're just another complaining New Feather.

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[redstringed]

I fail to see why a simple change in locale would diminish the quality of one's bloodline.

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[blackteriques]

Like your blood means anything to anyone here.

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[redstringed]

Why should their ignorance concern me? I represent the House Alucard for myself, not the imbeciles in this world.