✿2 [Action] The dangers of moving in

[redstringed]

*Hey, you. Yeah, you!

Where are you right now? At home? Out and about? In the bath?

It doesn't matter where you are, because in a second, there's going to be a strange black vortex right nearby. And as the vortex fades, it will be leaving in its place a young-looking vampire girl in a gothic lolita outfit. She has some furniture with her; something nice like a tasteful armchair with an Ottoman, or whatever.

She also looks very angry at the fact that her spatial teleportation keeps going awry.* This... miserable little pigsty!



*The TL;DR Version: There is now an angry loli vampire in your immediate vicinity. She has furniture.*

(ooc: CR building post! Rachel has teleported into wherever your character is while trying to get furniture back to her new home. Feel free to determine whatever setting would be most awesome/interesting/hilarious! Standard Rachel Warning applies - she will be kind of mean.)

Comments

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[blackteriques]

You're in my yard. Or did you not notice with that-- chair of yours?

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[redstringed]

I fail to see how it matters where I am, other than knowing that I am not where I should be.

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[blackteriques]

And where were you supposed to be? [Still looking annoyed, holding onto that rake.]

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[redstringed]

Are you that dim-witted to fail to connect even the simplest of dots? Where else would furniture belong?

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[blackteriques]

Dimwit? For all I know, you could be going back to the stores.

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[redstringed]

And that would have been incorrect, but it would have, at the very least, been an effort.

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[blackteriques]

[...Yeah, let's walk away and put that rake against the tree before we do something stupid with it.]

Don't you have somewhere else you should be going, then?

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[redstringed]

I would be going to my newly chosen abode, but it seems that a little dog has chosen to stall me with his yapping.

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[blackteriques]

[Have a cross look.] Who's the little one around here?

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[redstringed]

*Rachel is awesome at those.* The size of one's stature has nothing to do with the size of one's wit.

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[blackteriques]

Your "wit" is about as impressive as your stature. [And he wonders why people argue with him.]

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[redstringed]

*Frown* And what could possibly give someone as low-minded as you the idea that you have any right to speak thusly to me?

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[blackteriques]

Let's start with the assumption that I should care about your "right." You're the one who showed up out of nowhere and started throwing insults.

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[redstringed]

I started "throwing insults" at your dreadfully disrespectful tone of voice.

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[blackteriques]

Disrespectful. You're not giving me any reason to think I should apologize.

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[redstringed]

Then does the concept of simple manners elude you so? Show some respect in the presence of a lady of my station.

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[blackteriques]

...You're assuming I should care about your station based on your manners.

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[redstringed]

Why should a lord bow to a peasant?

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[blackteriques]

[Peasant. If he hadn't heard worse insults in the past, he'd probably bristle more.] Because you aren't a lord to anyone here. You're just another complaining New Feather.

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[redstringed]

I fail to see why a simple change in locale would diminish the quality of one's bloodline.

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[blackteriques]

Like your blood means anything to anyone here.

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[redstringed]

Why should their ignorance concern me? I represent the House Alucard for myself, not the imbeciles in this world.