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This world has such a stench to it... it's a wonder any of you can breathe.

In the interest of making this place more tolerable, where would one be able to acquire roses? I wish to start a garden.

Or are we incapable of having even that meager luxury?

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SEEMS TO BE UNBROKEN NOW

[steadfastest.livejournal.com]

Wow---look, I can take a hint, okay? You don't want me around, fine. But my feet smell like pine trees and there's nothing wrong with that.

[Voice]

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Seedlings? Not fully-grown flowers?

[redstringed]

People grow weak and lazy, accustomed to having things given to them on a platter. You overestimate their ability to care for themselves in the face of any remote difficulty.

That may be, but you do not need to coddle them.

[consultmybooks]

Well, I don't claim to know much about gardening. And I certainly don't know where you could find any roses in this place, although I imagine someone does.

[Voice]

[redstringed]

Rachel Alucard. Appreciating class is hardly "standing on airs," and you would do well to remember that.

[redstringed]

Hmph.

Then it is necessary for you to survive? Or is it a mere pleasure?

Yay!

[redstringed]

Oh? You yourself are the one who admitted that you felt the need to use two fresheners to chemically mask the stench. I am merely speaking what many would meekly leave unsaid.

If you cannot even make a pretense at hygiene, why would anyone wish to be near you?

[redstringed]

Indeed. I have already been contacted with such information.

Gardening cannot be particularly difficult. My servants could manage it perfectly fine.

[redstringed]

How blindingly obvious.

[consultmybooks]

Of course. And if your servants could manage it, then you shouldn't have any problems at all. [Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but Giles enjoys it anyway]

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

Right. [He's heard that one before.]

Anyway, it's nice to meet you, then.

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

You asked, I answered. You should have expected it.

XD

[steadfastest.livejournal.com]

I've heard it's because of my stellar personality, but there's no accounting for taste.

[redstringed]

I am a noble, Mr. Watcher, not incompetent.

[Voice]

[floralprophecy.livejournal.com]

Well, I do have fully-grown one if you'd prefer those.

[Voice]

[redstringed]

Yes, it is, isn't it?

Is there something else you want?

[redstringed]

No. There most certainly is not.

Had it never occurred to you to simply wash the garments?

[Voice]

[redstringed]

I would.

You also sound dreadful.

[redstringed]

And yet, all you have given me is the information that a florist establishment does exist in this place. Have you nothing useful to contribute?

[steadfastest.livejournal.com]

Hey, lady--I launder. I launder. Did that ever occur to YOU?

[consultmybooks]

So why didn't you do your own gardening?

And why do you keep calling me that?

[Voice]

[floralprophecy.livejournal.com]

What colour would you like?

I have been feeling slightly under the weather.

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

Nah, not really. If you have any other questions I can answer them, but otherwise, no.

[Voice]

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[Whaaat. In hindsight, this should have been a little obvious, but...]

A garden? I didn't know you had an interest in those.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

She can be quite charismatic when she wishes to be.