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RACHEL=ALUCARD ([personal profile] redstringed) wrote2010-09-22 11:08 pm
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This world has such a stench to it... it's a wonder any of you can breathe.

In the interest of making this place more tolerable, where would one be able to acquire roses? I wish to start a garden.

Or are we incapable of having even that meager luxury?
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redstringed: (Comfy cat is comfy)

[voice] GO TO BED, YOU

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-23 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Because clearly, the addition of industrial-plant-manufactured chemicals will make this world's odor less foul.

That is, if they haven't already absorbed the stench of your socks.

NO. WHY DIDN'T I GET A NOTIF FOR THIS?

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
You know, a guy JUST wants to help out sometimes, and this is what he gets. Hostility.
redstringed: (I am wasting my time here)

NOTIFS ARE LATE :(

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I hardly consider it "help" to suggest that I would care to even touch something that had spent time in a place so wretched that you yourself felt the need to put more than one "car freshener" in it.

:(

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I've got two feet, right?

[THIS IS LOGIC, WOMAN.]
redstringed: (High-class)

LJ :(

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-23 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And you will keep them as far from my person as possible.

SEEMS TO BE UNBROKEN NOW

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow---look, I can take a hint, okay? You don't want me around, fine. But my feet smell like pine trees and there's nothing wrong with that.
redstringed: (Earl Grey. Hot.)

Yay!

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-23 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? You yourself are the one who admitted that you felt the need to use two fresheners to chemically mask the stench. I am merely speaking what many would meekly leave unsaid.

If you cannot even make a pretense at hygiene, why would anyone wish to be near you?

XD

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard it's because of my stellar personality, but there's no accounting for taste.
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[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-23 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
No. There most certainly is not.

Had it never occurred to you to simply wash the garments?

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-23 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, lady--I launder. I launder. Did that ever occur to YOU?
redstringed: (Did you really just interrupt my tea?)

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Then do you bathe? I can certainly think of no other reason why an individual would feel the need to rely on the artificial scent of a chemical plant in order to smell remotely presentable.

/sorry for late

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-26 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH I BATHE. I'm super clean. I have a healthy manly scent, okay?
redstringed: (Innocent little vampire)

It happens!

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-26 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
A healthy manly scent? Why do you males believe that the stench of sweat and grime will in any way endear you to the opposite sex?

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-26 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I not just mention the "yeah I bathe I'm super clean" part? They do have showers in Sunnydale. I've got witnesses. I clean up pretty good, too, if I do say so.
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[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-26 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
So you claim. I cannot say I have seen any evidence of the matter, so my conclusion will remain as is.

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I can look downright DAPPER when I want to, miss thing! [And he has his prom picture here to prove it!] And how did we get on this topic, anyway? Because I doubt I could be discussing anything weirder than this with a vampire.
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[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-27 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe it was you who steered this conversation in this direction by your devotion to chemically manufactured odor concealers. *Rachel-speak for "you started it."*

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me for TRYING to be helpful. Know what? Let's just--we just shouldn't talk anymore, okay? This might be the most inadequate I've felt in a long time. And I can't believe I just admitted that to you.
redstringed: (So very judgmental)

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-28 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? If I recall correctly (and I do) you had told me that you did not want to stagnate as a person.

Perhaps that has changed, then.

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-28 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well last I checked, personal growth did not equal personal remarks aimed at a man's sock drawer. You cut me, Rachel. You do.
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[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is not changing a habit for the better a form of growth? Some people must start with the tiniest of adjustments to ever have the dimmest hope of success.

If I had cut you, you would know it.

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-29 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I hope things start smelling better for you real soon, lady. You're nuts.
redstringed: (Did you really just interrupt my tea?)

[personal profile] redstringed 2010-09-29 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
If insisting on a high standard of living is "nuts" as you so colorfully put it, than I am quite happy to be insane.

[identity profile] steadfastest.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Great, then I'm happy you're happy. Everyone's happy. This? Happiness.
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