✿2 [Action] The dangers of moving in

[redstringed]

*Hey, you. Yeah, you!

Where are you right now? At home? Out and about? In the bath?

It doesn't matter where you are, because in a second, there's going to be a strange black vortex right nearby. And as the vortex fades, it will be leaving in its place a young-looking vampire girl in a gothic lolita outfit. She has some furniture with her; something nice like a tasteful armchair with an Ottoman, or whatever.

She also looks very angry at the fact that her spatial teleportation keeps going awry.* This... miserable little pigsty!



*The TL;DR Version: There is now an angry loli vampire in your immediate vicinity. She has furniture.*

(ooc: CR building post! Rachel has teleported into wherever your character is while trying to get furniture back to her new home. Feel free to determine whatever setting would be most awesome/interesting/hilarious! Standard Rachel Warning applies - she will be kind of mean.)

Comments

[redstringed]

And yet, it is infinitely preferable to being in the debt of someone detestable.

[generalflirt]

You can never be in my debt, Rachel-chama~! Your cute and thankful eyes are reward enough!!

[redstringed]

If my eyes were ever "cute and thankful," I would consider putting them out.

Do you really believe I would allow you to grossly manhandle my belongings?

[generalflirt]

Manhandle-? Oh, Rachel-chama, let's not get ahead of ourselves!!

[redstringed]

*Twitch* Are you that depraved to feel the need to turn every single one of my comments into juvenile innuendo?

You must have some heretofore-unknown mental illness.

[generalflirt]

You infected me the moment I first set eyes on you~ Only your love is the cure.

[The sad part is how serious he tries to sound in saying this]

[redstringed]

I'm afraid that this disease shall be quite terminal if you push your luck.

[generalflirt]

Do I get to die in your arms, Rachel-chama?

[redstringed]

You will die alone and wholly unloved.

[generalflirt]

Then I'll need protection around Rachel-chama!

[You decide if that was innuendo]

[redstringed]

The best protection would be for you to stay far, far out of earshot.

[generalflirt]

But that's not possible, Rachel-chama~!

[redstringed]

Oh? Are you going to claim that you're far too incompetent for that, now?

[generalflirt]

Nothing that a cute girl gives me could ever be terminal~

[redstringed]

...would you really like me to test this theory?

[generalflirt]

[...Um.] Neeeh- do you need help moving all this? [Well, she didn't teleport him away yet! At least he's getting somewhere! ...Maybe]

[redstringed]

I would sooner kiss a skunk than allow the likes of you to handle my belongings.

I will take my chances with this world's irritating fluctuations, thank you.

[generalflirt]

Then can you turn me into a skunk, Rachel-chama~?

[redstringed]

You are quite foul enough already.

[generalflirt]

Oooh~? So you like to kiss foul things? Am I on the menu, Rachel-chama?!

[redstringed]

Tell me, do you ever actually think before you speak, or do the words simply tumble unrestrained from your mouth like a particularly nonsensical verbal sewer?

[generalflirt]

I am a man of my heart, I always allow it to think first~ and it's filled to the brim with cute girls like you.

[redstringed]

Whatever organ is leading your actions is doing an exceptionally poor job. Stop calling me that.

[generalflirt]

Cute? But you're super cute!! It would be a crime not to call you that!

[redstringed]

Yes, I am. I do not want to hear it from a low-life lech.