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This world has such a stench to it... it's a wonder any of you can breathe.

In the interest of making this place more tolerable, where would one be able to acquire roses? I wish to start a garden.

Or are we incapable of having even that meager luxury?

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[redstringed]

Watch your insolent little tongue, girl, or you will lose it entirely. Do not mistake an utter lack of respect for your petty concerns for a failure to understand them.

Remilia is no match for me, and you have given me no indications that you are any different.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

And you act as if this is the first time I've come across a tongue wagger like yourself.

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*She laughs* Ah, the braggings of a fool!

I assure you, girl, you are quite mistaken. You have never met someone like me.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

And I assure you, child, that you are not so original as you think.

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*She just laughs.* And again, you betray yourself and your ignorance. If you think me a child, than you're even more shamefully ignorant than I thought.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

I call you a child because you behave as a child would. It's no doubt you are probably literally older than me. But maturity, as they say, defines one's true age, does it not?

[redstringed]

I have little patience for the nonsense of others, and have heard nothing but nonsense from you.

Would this make Miss Remilia an infant?

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

Your wit needs work as well.

[redstringed]

Is that what you think this is? Hardly; I am merely following your mind-numbingly foolish statement to its logical conclusion.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a better vernacular may help as well.

[redstringed]

Perhaps you ought to speak what you mean more clearly instead of relying on flowery prose to disguise your ignorance. *Rachel the hypocrite!*

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

This is almost entertaining, the way you keep responding.

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I assure you, it is quite entertaining on my end of the matter. This place can be so very dreary without a good jester every now and then to lighten the mood.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

A role you seem to stubbornly fill.

[redstringed]

I could never be nearly as magnificent a fool as you.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

That one seemed a bit flat.

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I will respond to wit with wit in turn, and the lack thereof in kind.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

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