✿10 [Action] (Fourth Wall)

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*Wherever you are, it is nighttime.

And yet despite the time of night, and despite the winter cold, there is a young-looking girl sitting outside sipping a steaming-hot cup of tea. And perhaps looking up at the moon in thought.*

...a shift? No, that's quite preposterous. This world is hardly coherent enough for something of that nature to occur.

And yet... something seems to be rather amiss.

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[shitty-vampires.livejournal.com]

[Hey, how you doin', Rachel?]

You know, sometimes I wonder if all you do is annoy the shit out of people and drink tea.

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*Well, that changes the mood. ...for a moment, Rachel is visibly shocked - but then it's masked under a pile of contempt dripping with venom.* Ah, of course.

A world free of your loathsome stench was far too good to be true.

[shitty-vampires.livejournal.com]

Oh, please. You're not nearly as unhappy to see me as I am to see you.

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I do so doubt that.

Though I also doubt that you, in your unending arrogance, have quite begun to comprehend your current situation.

[trolololololol.livejournal.com]

[Everywhere and anywhere, all around the village, a strange man is strutting about and singin'.]

TROLOLO LOL LOL LOOOOOOL~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM)

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*What.*

...what.

[trolololololol.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh

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Cease that at once, or I shall see to it you never howl again, save in pain.

[butler-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh? Do you truly think so, Madam Rachel?

[he doesn't seem at all phased by... uh... wherever he suddenly is. Go figure.]

1/2

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*Wait, holy shit, that's--*

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I most certainly do.

You are late, Valkenhayn. How quite unlike you.

[butler-wolf.livejournal.com]

My apologies. [smirk]

I was held up. But you seem to be well all the same.

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Naturally. If I could not have managed, I would have hardly been able to live up to my family's name.

[ghostly92.livejournal.com]

[The tea suddenly begins to drop in level, floating up out of the cup and into the air, disappearing with a loud slurping noise.]

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*Oh, oh no.

You do not interrupt the vampire's tea. She eyes the place where it disappears, red eyes slitting.* My, my. It seems we have a guest. Or should that be 'geist'?

[ghostly92.livejournal.com]

Gast? [A black ball with a purple cloud billowing around it fades into view, dregs of tea hanging on its fangs as it yawns widely in boredom.]

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*Hi, Gastly.

There is now a sleeve pointed at your face. And the sleeve is now made of knives and forks and blades.* Miserable little poltergeist, what gives you the right to drink my tea?

[bustinthemoves.livejournal.com]

[............]

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I would hope a cur would have more sense than to interrupt my tea time.

[bustinthemoves.livejournal.com]

[Nope. Why not entertain you instead?]

♪ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s) You know, there's something you should know
So I'm gonna tell you so
Don't sweat it!
Forget it!
Enjoy the show! ♪

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I will do no such thing, and if you persist in assaulting my ears with that drivel I shall see to it that you are put to sleep, mutt.

[airblastan.livejournal.com]

[...there is red on your outfit rachel






that is very bad for you]

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*Is it? Is it really?

She's going to ignore the man in the silly costume who is clearly beneath her.*

[airblastan.livejournal.com]

[well pyro certainly thinks that it is





but she's tiny so we're not using a real weapon. just the flare gun. pop.]

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*Oh hey what

gonna block that shit with my parasol, yo. And strangely, it does not catch on fire.* Oh? Has the evening's entertainment arrived, then?