✿2 [Action] The dangers of moving in

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*Hey, you. Yeah, you!

Where are you right now? At home? Out and about? In the bath?

It doesn't matter where you are, because in a second, there's going to be a strange black vortex right nearby. And as the vortex fades, it will be leaving in its place a young-looking vampire girl in a gothic lolita outfit. She has some furniture with her; something nice like a tasteful armchair with an Ottoman, or whatever.

She also looks very angry at the fact that her spatial teleportation keeps going awry.* This... miserable little pigsty!



*The TL;DR Version: There is now an angry loli vampire in your immediate vicinity. She has furniture.*

(ooc: CR building post! Rachel has teleported into wherever your character is while trying to get furniture back to her new home. Feel free to determine whatever setting would be most awesome/interesting/hilarious! Standard Rachel Warning applies - she will be kind of mean.)

Comments

[generalflirt]

So cold~ It's fortunate that the flames of my heart burn hot enough to melt any ice!!

[redstringed]

And the volume of your howling is loud enough to wound one's ears.

[generalflirt]

It's needed to drown out how fast you make my heart beat due to your love-love adorable appearance, Rachel-chama~

[redstringed]

How disgusting. I feel unclean simply from standing within mere feet of you.

[generalflirt]

Then maybe I should get closer to you, Rachel-chama~!

[redstringed]

*Just. Flat. Eyetwitch* If you would dare to be so rude, then you will accept the full consequences of your ignoble actions when I transport you away from my being at once.

After all, my spatial transfers are most inaccurate here. There's no telling where you might end up.

1/2

[generalflirt]

So I might even end up deep inside your heart?! Oooh~ Spirit me away, Rachel-chama!

[He laughs at that... but also doesn't come closer. He's probably just joking, mostly]

[generalflirt]

But isn't this a lot of furniture for a roof?

[redstringed]

*Ignoring the first part. Well, trying to. She might bristle a bit more.* Does logic elude you completely? If there were any sense rattling around between your ears, perhaps you would not have missed what I just said.

This was not my intended destination, nor would it have been had I known you were anywhere in the vicinity.

[generalflirt]

[...Hmmmm. HMMMM...] You know, Rachel-chama, I don't think a princess shoul be moving furniture herself.

[redstringed]

And yet, it is infinitely preferable to being in the debt of someone detestable.

[generalflirt]

You can never be in my debt, Rachel-chama~! Your cute and thankful eyes are reward enough!!

[redstringed]

If my eyes were ever "cute and thankful," I would consider putting them out.

Do you really believe I would allow you to grossly manhandle my belongings?

[generalflirt]

Manhandle-? Oh, Rachel-chama, let's not get ahead of ourselves!!

[redstringed]

*Twitch* Are you that depraved to feel the need to turn every single one of my comments into juvenile innuendo?

You must have some heretofore-unknown mental illness.

[generalflirt]

You infected me the moment I first set eyes on you~ Only your love is the cure.

[The sad part is how serious he tries to sound in saying this]

[redstringed]

I'm afraid that this disease shall be quite terminal if you push your luck.

[generalflirt]

Do I get to die in your arms, Rachel-chama?

[redstringed]

You will die alone and wholly unloved.

[generalflirt]

Then I'll need protection around Rachel-chama!

[You decide if that was innuendo]

[redstringed]

The best protection would be for you to stay far, far out of earshot.

[generalflirt]

But that's not possible, Rachel-chama~!

[redstringed]

Oh? Are you going to claim that you're far too incompetent for that, now?

[generalflirt]

Nothing that a cute girl gives me could ever be terminal~

[redstringed]

...would you really like me to test this theory?